Sarah Byrne- You’re pie-red

Sarah Byrne- You’re pie-red

Sarah Byrne was the first person eliminated from the Apprentice 2018. It was not very clear what the reason for this was, as she seemed to do pretty well on the task. It may have been that she was seen to have big mouth and to be rather annoying by some. She was very loud, but that just made her interesting. It may have been a bit elitist as well. At any rate, she was the first person eliminated.

Behind the scenes, it was agreed that there would be a special punishment handed it out to the first person who was eliminated from the series. Instead of the traditional the Apprentice: you’re fired, there would be a new segment on the show known as the Apprentice: you’re pie-red. Luckily the first candidate to be eliminated was Sarah, possibly everyone’s first choice to see get covered in mess. The segment was to occur at the end of you’re fired. Everyone was dying to see Sarah’s reaction.

As the show neared its conclusion, Rhod Gilbert announced that there was a part of the show that Sarah probably was dreading. As she was the first one on the show eliminated, she would be getting the ultimate punishment. She began to laugh and emote, making funny faces. “Oh my God, no. Please, don’t do this to me,” she said in her sexy northern accent. She squirmed as her chair was brought around to a new position in front of the desk. She was laughing a ton. She was waiving her hands. The special guests on the show got the chance to do the honours. She waved her hands more and begged them off.

The three of them without hesitation began to grab pies with both hands and began to toss them as hard as they could at Sarah. She laughed wildly as the pies flew through the air and landed one after another all over her. One smashed straight into her face. Her mouth fell open. She was then peppered with a barrage of pies. They threw pie after pie at her. Her massive lips were covered in pie. Her face was splattered in brown and white cream. The audience also roared with laughter.

They then were each given buckets filled with yellowy green slime. They began to toss the slime over Sarah. She closed her eyes and lowered her head as the slime was flung all over her. She was soon covered from head to toe in the sloppy substance. It covered her pink outfit, rolling down her body and soaking her clothing.

At that point, she was told to look up. When she looked up, someone pulled a cord that released sloppy pink gunge down from above her. She let out an audible shriek as, in an instant, a wave of slimy pink gunge covered her from head to toe. She busted out in laughter. “Oh my f****ing God. Look at me. I can’t believe this. You are al loving this aren’t you?” She flung some slime their way.

As this was happening, she heard a noise coming from above. She quickly looked up as what appeared to be chocolate pudding flew down from above all over her face. Blobs of it went in her mouth. She shrugged her shoulders and shook her head.

Rhod Gilbert looked into the camera and stated that she really, really deserved that.